Someone sent this to me at work today. I must comment.

My comments are bold and italicized!

30 Age
Tuesday Day you were born (Ahh, yes. Isn't the story that Tuesday's child is full
of grace? Those who know me know what a crock
that one is. When I got the nickname Grace, I don't
think it was because I exuded a great amount of it.)
11,222 Days lived
368 Months lived
30 years, 8 months, 20 days Exact age as at 25/03/08
269323:44:06 Time alive
269,324 Hours lived
16159424 Minutes lived
969565446 Seconds lived (no wonder I'm tired!)

89,775 Approx hours slept (I'm sure this is a gross under-
statement. Obviously they don't
know me very well.)
3,741 Days sleeping (See above statement)
33% % of life asleep (Ditto)
10.2 Years asleep (Does this take into account sleeping
during class and on the job? I think not)

1,163,478,535 Approx number of heart beats (This would be more if
it were not for the times
my heart skips a beat
when I see LLCoolJ)

Cancer Zodiac Sign
Snake Chinese Star Sign

Share Birthday with PT Barnum (Hey! Wait a minute! Isn't he the dude that
said there is a sucker born every minute?)
34 Years to Retirement (Great!)
12518 Days to Retirement (Gee! That will brighten one's day)
8,942 Approx number of workdays (Obviously this isn't
counting all the times I'm going to
call in sick so make that 6823.)